Update: Mario could be a starter….. a frigging firestarter!

Welcome to the GunnersoreArse blog. Being blogged 918.74 kilometers (in a straight line) from the Emirates Stadium.

Rumours are gathering, the media is in a frenzy, and Mario………. well, he’s just Mario. A crazy phenomenon, a starlet, misunderstood youth, a project to be undertaken and turned into something special. Raw talent that needs to be unleashed but kept on a lead. Would Arséne do it? Would he have the bottle to take on who could possibly be one of the biggest game changers in recent football history!

Wenger has done it before with ‘rebels’, but would he be willing to do it again? Be a Father, a Social Worker, a psychiatrist and a mother all rolled into one! Take Mario under his wing and nurture him?

I like the idea, but then again I’ve always liked the challenge of turning a rough diamond into something precious. A possible Prodigy!

I’m the trouble starter, punkin’ instigator. 

I’m the fear addicted, danger illustrated. 
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
You’re a firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
I’m the bitch you hated, filth infatuated. 
Yeah! I’m the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated. 

I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
You’re the firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
I’m the self inflicted, mind detonator. 
Yeah! I’m the one infected, twisted animator. 
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
You’re the firestarter, twisted firestarter. 
I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter starter

I forgot to take my meds today, back to normal with a GunnersoreArse on Sunday morning at 9am GMT.

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7 thoughts on “Update: Mario could be a starter….. a frigging firestarter!

  1. Let’s get this fire started! I think the team needs a bit of unpredictable passion and a fiery temper. I like the solidarity but it should never get too cozy. We had injuries, but there was also a loss of intensity. Mario keeps things smoldering, like a charcoal barbecue–the best way to roast those sausages–grill them!

  2. Mr C and Limey

    I really think we should take the chance with him. If he is truly available? What would there be to lose, I think the BFG would keep him in his place.

  3. BFG as enforcer. I like it. He can hang out with Podolski for the wild stuff– keep it contained.

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