Five minutes Turkish! Arsenal vs Galatasaray.

Champions League Football once again. We need to go for a win tonight, nothing else will be acceptable. Team selection will be a mare with our injury list increasing at an alarming rate. But I’m gonna tell Wenger what to do… are you listening you fucking arrogant, stubborn, petanque playing, snail eating, wine drinking French git. This is what you need to do, ok, listen up. Stop the tippy, tappy short passes that get us nowhere. Control the midfield and make long ball passes up to the forwards. None of this pissing about on the half way line and losing possession. When being pressed get the defenders to hoof the fucking ball into row Z. Oi, pay a-fucking-tention, stop thinking about tonights cordon bleu meal with the missus and sit up straight and listen. This is the team you should pick:

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Right Mr Wenger, Campbell needs to be given a chance, he has Champions league experience and wants to make an impression so give him some playing time tonight. Chambers is our best option for defensive midfield duties, for fuck sake, you said that when you bought him so put him there. Galatasaray will come to defend, push them back into their own half and attack, attack, attack.

But will you do this Mr Wenger, will you fuck. You’re a stubborn bastard and we all know that, so you’ll do it your way but take heed, I know what I’m talking about and you will regret not taking my experienced advice. I’ve been doing this on the internet for at least 3 years so I know what I’m doing. It’s a bloody doddle my fine French friend. Every Arsenal blogger in the world knows how to do it but you, do you read all this blogging advice? Course you don’t you arrogant tosser. Just stick with your formula and don’t change a thing, we’ve got used to it. Nothing will change.

Well Mr Wenger, I know you’re not listening to me and thank fuck for that…….. you do exactly what you want Boss. It’s your team, you get paid millions for doing what you do best. I’m just some wanker supporter who thinks I know better than you. Lets get a result tonight in whatever fashion you deem best. I’ll leave it up to you and I’ll just open a bottle of wine, watch the match on TV and criticise everything you do. But no matter what the result is, I will still be supporting you and the Gunners tomorrow.

 

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58 thoughts on “Five minutes Turkish! Arsenal vs Galatasaray.

  1. Good morning my fine and optimistic gooner bar stools. ๐Ÿ™‚

    What are the thoughts about tonights game? How should Wenger line up? Will the Turks come to win or play for a draw? Is there a God and if so, does he really give a shit?

  2. 1. A bold selection NB but you and I know Mathieu will start. My advice to Flamini is do not, as in DO NOT, pick up an early booking for clattering into Sneijder, cos we will be down to 10 men quicker than you can say ” Ou est mon carte rouge ?”

    As the referee is an Italian probably he will say something different but you get the point. Mr Rocchi in fact has a good record in charge of our games, he was on duty in Istanbul when we crushed Fenerbache in the play offs last season 3-0 and before that oversaw a draw in Dortmund.

    Even Untold may struggle to find any previous convictions on the man in black.

  3. That was a bit feisty! Amusing but feisty ๐Ÿ™‚

    Thoughts: We will win handsomely
    Line Up: No Campbell, no Chambers in midfield. No Bellerin
    Turks: Lambs to slaughter and will play a 10 man defence.
    God: This one is a little more difficult.

  4. BR, would that be a Lamb ‘kebab’ to the slaughter?
    Put on your afghan and smoke a spliff… God will arrive! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Andynicoll5, I hope the ref is kind to us. The possibility of Flam getting a red in a game like tonights is always on the cards. ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Very amusing NB, did you know and not many people know this, Jason Statham represented England in the 1990 Commonwealth games for Diving….was that the picture clue lol ๐Ÿ™‚
    A good win tonight and I will be one happy bunny, a loss…well think antichrist.

  6. Actually Michael, I did know that ๐Ÿ™‚

    I really don’t see any reason why we won’t get a win tonight. If Flamini does play and he probs will, he will have to be careful. But the problem I see with him is his fitness is failing and therefore, more chance of committing silly fouls. I really want to see Chambers start as DM. From what I’ve seen of him so far he is ideal.

  7. I don’t have a problem with Chambers starting there either, if it’s a gamble, he might go for it ๐Ÿ™‚
    I suppose congrats to AW are in order, 18 not out. To celebrate, I propose a game like last seasons Napoli at home would do the trick.

  8. Ha ha, you won’t get accepted into the Westboro baptist church with a statement like that. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Michael
    Not that I’d want to get accepted into the Westboro baptist church. Would depend on the female part of the congregation…. are they do-able? ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. I doubt it, have you ever heard them? I suspect it is only there for making babies, pleasure is probably a no no. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. ha ha Michael… I’ve just googled the Westboro baptist church. TBH I’d never heard of them, but it’s not something I would be interested in. But I bet the women still get down on their knees and prey for the next coming ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. NB

    You seem confused with prey and pray.

    You prey on women and pray they get covered in your etchings.

    Great pre-match – You are a fine author and should seriously consider writing a book.

  13. Phew…. and I thought GN5 and arnie would kick be in the dangloids for my disparaging pre-match against Arsene ๐Ÿ™‚

    GN5… I’m not confused by prey and pray, they are one and the same ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. Wine…check
    Smoke…check
    Stream…check
    A good match…better be ๐Ÿ™‚

    Later, for any post mortems

  15. Ospina looks pretty darn good as well.
    Great match though, forget the refereeing that’s for losers. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Good morning bum holes ๐Ÿ™‚

    Are we all happy Gooners this morning? Did Welby hit the spot last night? Did chezzers lose his head in a moment of madness? Would we have gone on to win 6-7 nil if he had not been red carded?

  17. A pat on the back for Flamini

    After committing the sort of stupid pointless foul on Sneijder that I was on about just before half time the player was disciplined throughout the second half and never raised the referees ire.

  18. Morning NB
    Quiet on the blogs I read this morning, perhaps a few hangovers.
    If we had bought another defender, I would have fancied our chances this season, but alas. ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. Good morning world

    Michael, it was very quiet on the blogs yesterday and I decided to make the most of the last of the summer here and took my dog for a nice long walk in the hills. Then stopping at a village bar in Menerbes for a refreshing few beers. ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. Just read a piece that AW liked Costa…well, the price was known at the beginning of the window and he didn’t sign for Chelsea until nearly the end. OK he was probably going there anyway, but why say anything if your not going to put in a serious bid.
    Having said that je suis completely happy with DW, a steal if ever there was one. Roll on Sunday. ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Michael

    I’m not sure ‘roll on Sunday’ is what I would say. Perhaps ‘roll over Sunday’ But I reckon we could possibly get a result. This current team has a lot more grit than last seasons. They won’t roll over easily. ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. I am just looking forward to it. Have we learn’t anything playing away to title challengers or do we get spanked?

  23. ha ha… here comes the rain again!

    Hate to say this but it’s bloody lovely here at the moment. Got balcony doors open, 25c in the appartmment, 31c outside. Blue sky and Vitamin D. ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. Chateau Michael, just as soon as I get rid of this place, but the way things are a 20 and a mars bar might buy it. ๐Ÿ™‚

  25. Unbelievable, but true !.
    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/403155/Colombian-woman-potato-removed-sprouts-roots-vagina
    I love gullible women !. Especially the N17 ones !……..” my cock in your mouth is a fraction of the cost of botox and the creaming will cure the wrinkles from inside your mouth ! “.
    Sticking a potato up your Jack and Danny is nothing new to the N17 female knuckle draggers ……..a spud up your cunt a day counts as one of your five a day and also keeps the bastard from getting into mischief !. It`s so bad in N17 that to make ends meet, some women are renting their fanny`s out as affordable accommodation !….in fact most fucking spuds still live at home in their mums cunts !………………………………..” mum !…is it alright to bring my mates around tonight, it`s Spursday and Europa League night ! “……..” OK son, but I don’t want a rowdy riot, otherwise I will have to eject them from my beaver and I don’t want the old bill coming around my cunt again with the sniffer dogs ! “.

    In other news. I see that Sir Michael Caine was hailed as the “greatest movie actor” Britain has produced as stars gathered to celebrate his career at London`s Albert Hall . They gave him a rousing reception that took the roof off the place !……typical !, they were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off !.

  26. ha ha ha Cockie……… those birds from N17 ๐Ÿ™‚

    In the late 60’s early 70’s I used go to the Tottenham Royal on Wednesdays for the ‘grab a granny’ night.

  27. For everyone else reading the blog comments….. women included. Don’t worry about Cockie man and his comments. I think he suffers from Tourettes and can’t afford his regular dose of Viagra, so has to take his sexual frustration out on the internet. He has already been banned from several Arsenal blogs plus the Swedish S and M blog for being over the top. ๐Ÿ™‚ but he is welcome here, as is every one else.

  28. Curiosity. I used to read arseblog daily, but the last couple of months seldom, because I thought he had become more “party line” and lost the edge if you like. Then I read a little while ago on AA that someone heard that arseblog had been sold. Looking at his piece in the Guardian it says at the bottom Andrew Mangan runs arseblog as opposed to owning it.
    Have I made 2+2=5? and if so do I need specialist help? ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. Well he has over 200000 facebook followers, that is a shit load of clicks in ad speak. Only a thought.

  30. Sorry 69er if I used to many C words, but in my defence……….. I hate totnumb and I hate totnumb, I am a totnum,….hater !. I ashamedly admit to getting aroused at abusing the N17 bastards or………Completely Useless Nonsensical Totnumb Supporter`s ( CUNT`s for short ) as I like to call them !……….but, please remove if it is over the top !. ๐Ÿ˜€
    You are nearly right about the Tourette`s, although technically it is known as Coprographia, which is obscene writing`s !. Coprolalia is the verbal version and Copropraxia is the gesture version !……so even though I am calling you all the *%ยฃ$&}{{></ `s under the sun and gesturing with my hands and fingers, you are only seeing the written version ( Coprographia ) . hahaha
    I don't do this facebook or twitter stuff, Michael !. Twitter seems to be all about getting as many followers as possible, but if I want to follow someone, I nick a car, wear a disguise, raincoat and keep the chloroform handy just in case one of 69ers ex-wives are fit !. As for facefuck…..I mean facebook , that seems to be about getting as many likes as possible !, I know this as my mate Transplant was very depressed about the Totnumb result and went on facebook and said he felt suicidal because we could only draw and within ten minutes, he had 57 likes, which were traced back to the Bounds Green branch of The Samaritans !.

  31. Cockie

    I’ll leave your post up…. I haven’t a problem with it, I’d only intervene if someone else found it offensive. So perhaps it’s a good thing ‘Bertie Smalls’ over at BK doesn’t comment on my blog ๐Ÿ™‚

    Talking of BK, Totes censored one of my comments the other day, it was aimed at you and Transplant, compared to you two it was fairly harmless ๐Ÿ™‚ but I accepted Totes decision.

  32. Hahaha `69er !……I love it when someone takes the piss out of me !, why shouldn`t I ?, I do enough of it myself and always take it as banter. I always try to blog in a way that it`s like being down the pub with your mates and piss taking is the norm` where I come from !.
    So please `sorearses, dont take me serious !. There`s a difference to having a laugh and banter with cyber friends and abusing someone in a serious way. I have only ever done it as banter and when I call bloggers “bastards !”, it`s in an endearing way !. hahaha
    So what was this comment aimed at me and Stretch then, you bastard !. hahaha

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