TO DO list, week beginning Sunday 8th February 2015.

To Do List:

1. Do washing up and clean kitchen

2. Wash bed sheets and towels

3. Tidy lounge and get dog hairs off sofa

4. Clean bog seat (URGENT)

5. Visit studio and organise colour tubes and check stock

6. Visit Art shop and buy colours and canvasses

7. Arrange meeting with purchaser ( Bernard )

8. Start to arrange trip to UK. Need a bed for the night London Saturday 18th April?

9. Visit FNAC and check if they have tickets for Monaco game

10. Visit restaurant in Gordes and arrange exhibition with Damien

11. Trim Charlie dogs claws

12. Monday: Do shopping

Shopping List:

* Six baquettes (to freeze)

* Butter x 2

* 2 ltrs Olive Oil

* Cheese: Gouda slices, Cantal, Camembert, Raclette for pizzas, Goats cheese, Blue d’Auvergne

* Chorizo slices and ham

* Toulouse sausages x 6

* Chicken breasts x 8

* Minced beef

* Pizzas x 6

* Veg: Carrots, Potatoes, brocoli, Celery

* Fruit: Apples, Pears, Kiwi, Tomatoes

* Coriander

* Chilli peppers

* Thai Rice

* Kidney Beans

* Bleach, Shower gel, Washing up liquid

* 10 ltrs Red Wine

* White wine for cooking

* Cheap cider for cooking

* 1 ltr Pastis

* Fruit juice

Other Jobs:

1. Check levels on car: Oil, Brake fluid, Water / anti-freeze, Power steering etc

2. Phone Amelie

3. Phone brother

4. Do paperwork and post to Social security to re-new Carte Vitale

5. Pay fine (urgent)

6. Have a wank (very urgent)


* Don’t forget: Tuesday night Arsenal vs Leicester ( should win with lots of goals)

* Make effigy of Harry Kane and stick pins in it


Right, time for a glass of wine and some spicy chorizo, hope you enjoyed your visit, until the next time.

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GunnersoreArse, a Sunday supplement for Arsenal supporters who want to forget yesterday, every Sunday at 9am GMT. Oh, and one more thing……………….

“Fucking Spud cunts”


32 thoughts on “TO DO list, week beginning Sunday 8th February 2015.

  1. Love the list.
    Kept scrolling down and down, just wondering what volume of wine would appear. 10 Litres. Responsible drinker ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Yes, I guess if the undisclosed volume of cheap cooking white wine were to read 67 litres, I would have to rethink the word “responsible”

  3. micky ๐Ÿ™‚ I’ve never ever said anywhere, on any blog or anywhere else that I am a responsible person. Especially when it comes to the two glasses of wine per day stupidity. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. hahaha brilliant 69, just like I feel.

    I wont let the Bastards ruin my normal routine though, so my list will be the same as every day……………Have a Wank

  5. I fucking hate them spud cunts !. How any Arsenal supporter can say they hate Manshafter Std or Chavs more than them cunts is beyond me !.
    I hate drawing let alone losing but do I feel like I did yesterday ( and today….and until we get revenge ! ) when I heard the result ?….do I feel the same when we lose to Manshafter ?……do I feel the same when we lose to the Chavs ?……like fuck I do !.
    If there is a Spud out there who says he hates Arsenal more than Arsenal fans hate the Spuds, then show me him and I`ll extinguish his worthless fucking life !…………..CUNTS !.
    I have an endoscope procedure tomorrow at 7:10 am and the first thing they will see whilst travelling down my throat will be the fucking lump in it !….next they will see my fucking broken heart !….Spud CUNTS !.
    Meanwhile, it`s a beautiful day here in the Duchy !.

    Shirt of the Day

  6. That’s a useful list Transplant, you’ll enjoy ticking them off ๐Ÿ™‚
    ha ha Cockie…. great photos. I got absolutely pissed watching the game at the bar. I could see it from the start that we didn’t have much chance of winning if we carried on parking the bus. So I parked myself at the bar and slowly got drunk. I’ve been out lunchtime today and carried on…. must stop now. Can’t wait till Tuesday night and we’ll take it out on poor Leicester ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. To tell the truth `69er…..I feel like wanking myself into a coma ( I believe Wankoma is the technical medical term ! and if it aint, then it should be !. hahaha) and only being woke up when we next beat the CUNTS !………………….right !……I`d better get started !….first on “to do list” ….,Google free porn !. hahaha

  8. Bastards ruined my weekend, why? didn’t they read the memo. I suppose a wank is in order now. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. well, well, well. nice to do and shopping list, NorthBank.

    I have just got myself out of bed. normal life resumes. grrrr. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    went to listen to a friend’s music yesterday. plenty of liquid refreshments, somewhat numbed the senses.

    have to find something similar for today. dont know anything about football, dont care, but will glance across at Beebs at 18:00 just in case there is a little bit of cheer.

  10. Good morning meat bashers ๐Ÿ™‚

    It’s monday, just checked my to do list and I have to do some shopping ๐Ÿ™‚

    I’ve gotten over the defeat to the spuds, now looking forward to the Leicester game, where I hope things will be put right and we’ll get a hat full. ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Good afternoon my sore arses ๐Ÿ™‚

    What’s happening: Michael, Transplant, Cockie, GN5, Arnie, Kelsey, Pulled Pork, Raddy, Micky D, ??? where is everyone? Leicester tonight…….. will we win, of course we will, then the Spuds will be back in our shadow. The ghost of Transplant is wanking! ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Oi Michael

    I try, I really do……… fucking cheek ๐Ÿ™‚

    Well, what happened last night… was it a hangover from the game against the Spuds, or does the malaise go deeper? Where was the spirit to win, I only saw it in Coq au Vin. No one else seemed to have any will to win.

  13. Busy busy Northbank! But Raclette for pizza? What’s wrong with the traditional mozzarella?!

    That Leicester match somewhat indigestible but the right result. The performance doesn’t exactly make us forget the derby. Need a good string of wins to do that…

  14. hello Limey, how are you? Raclette goes well on a pizza because it melts slowly… put mozzarella underneath with some goats cheese… lovely stuff. I’m a bit of a pizza expert… and always some spicy chorizo under the cheese ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. Good morning smegheads ๐Ÿ™‚

    Friday the 13th and apparently the next 48 hours there is going to be lots of cosmic energy………. shame the Gunners ain’t playing till Sunday evening ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. hahaha, thats got to be chas 69.

    I would never post anything like that, havent got the computer skills.. I just like to imagine it instead. hahaha

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