Just a quickie today…. a few questions about our club and players.
* What player will be our hero during our run in for the title?
* Will Coquelin and Elneney become a force to be reckoned with in midfield?
* Will Arséne finally find the tactics to combat the high pressing game often used against us?
* Will Silent Stan step down and let the Russian gangster take control?
* Is it time we started to show our financial muscle and spend some fucking money on class players?
* Will Cockie and Transplant move in together in a little pied-à-terre in Cornwall and live happily ever after?
* Is it time for the aliens who created the planet finally appear in a massive spaceship and admit that cloning Jose Mourinho and Diego Costa was a massive fucking error?
* Will Kelseys crystal balls finally predict something right?
Ok you fucking doomers, there’s a few things to get your teeth into…. don’t say I don’t try to keep you all fucking happy.