To be the North London conquerers for twenty years running is a mighty achievement. To be the North London conquered for twenty years running is hilarious.
It’s a twenty year period of supreme rule enjoyed by the Arsenal over the Spuds which could come to an end today.
It’s a shame that Newcastle have already been condemned to the Championship, it would have been better if they were playing the Spuds still with a chance of survival. However, they will be playing at home and playing for pride, so maybe, just maybe, they could get one over on the N17 bastards.
We on the other hand are at home to Villa, which should be one of those guaranteed wins we often talk about.
There are some Gooners who are saying there is no great deal to be made from the N17 cunnuts finishing above us and to treat it with indifference, I bet the same fans celebrate St Totts day every season with pride. So why be hypocrites now and think it’s no big deal?
For me there is a lot at stake, I HATE THEM and I want a ST Totts day celebration today.
I had a very vivid dream last night, I was at todays match, I was stood on the sidelines for some reason and I was…………… naked! Giroud got the ball just on the edge of the Villa penalty area and let fly, the ball curved and went into the top right corner, like a fucking rocket. I jumped up and down and the FP came running over to me and as I put my hand out to shake his, he shook my todger instead, which by now was standing erect and to attention. I then turned to face the crowd behind me, showing them my pride and joy, and all of a sudden these A4 pieces of paper were raised by every single supporter and it read……. HA HA HA HA. TIME FOR CHANGE.
Anyway, in my dream we beat Villa 4-1…. but I woke up before hearing the Spud result.
Come on you Fucking Gunners…..