A New Year and a New Dawn…..

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Welcome to the GunnersoreArse Blog. Being blogged 918.74 kilometers (in a straight line) from the Emirates Stadium.

Thought I would end the year with a quicky. Just for fun I thought we could have a competition, a Fantasy Five a side game. Choose five players who will play in the Prem tomorrow,

2 x Defenders,

2 x Midfielders

1 x Forward

I will base points scored from the FPL opta stats…….. the winner gets a free ticket to the away CL game at Monaco………… ha ha only joking.

Here’s my team:

Hutton, Zabaleta

Silva, Downing

Costa

I probably won’t be fit tomorrow to do any blogging so results will be published on Friday 2nd January. Hopefully, our boys would have got the three points down on the south coast. Where ever you are, what ever you are doing, have a great New Year fellow Sore Arses. See you in 2015.

37 thoughts on “A New Year and a New Dawn…..”

  4. Happy Hogmanay everyone who frequents this hole.:) 🙂 🙂

    Congrats to NorthBank for creating and nourishing this fantastic home for sore arses. 🙂 and thank you. 🙂

    This takes a tremendous amount of effort to do all of this single-handedly, and to do it well. Thank you. 🙂 🙂 🙂

  5. I’ve posted some vids on AA. Have a look if you have the time. Very lucky to live in this fantastic country Botland and very lucky to have the company of you all despicable Gooners. 😛

  8. Well, I don’t feel too bad this morning… so here;s wishing all the Sore Arses who frequent my drinking hole a Very Happy and Healthy 2015 and hoping the Arsenal retain the FA Cup and win the Champions league. If we do it would be an extremely happy 2015.

  9. I hope that all of NB’s blogging gang have a great New Year and truly wish that all of your dreams and aspirations are fulfilled.

    NB a big thank you for creating and maintaining Gunnersorearse it’s a wonderful diversion from all of the crap we read on other sites…..

  10. Having calmed down considerably, all I can say is for a “big” team we have looked distinctly average so far this season….so disappointing. 😦

  11. disgrace. 😦 well, most of the “big” teams have been average this year, but that is a poor consolation. And most of the others have got more ref decisions in favour, but that is a poor excuse as well. 😦

  14. My fantasy team did better than yours NB.

    I like a bum as much as the next man (not in that way 😦 ) but that lady in the goggle thing is repulsive. Looks like a baboon. I hope she’s been photo-shopped.

    Whereas the cute little rear-end you have posted on AA is proper

  15. Raddish, how could your fantasy team do better, you didn’t post one on here so not valid… 🙂

    It was just me against Arnie… and unfortunately Arnies good guys didn’t do too well.
    Kos: 1… BFG: 1… Sanchez:…2 Santi:… 2. Welbz didn’t play so 0 points. TOTAL: 6

    My fantasy 5 a-side: Hutton:… 6 Zabaleta:..0 Silva:… 2 Downing:… 2 Costa:… 6. TOTAL: 16

    I WIN………. ha ha

  16. NorthBank, you traitor! 😛 You select the rubbish scums in your fantasy team and dare to brag about it! 😛

  18. Listen here `69er !…..I have a complaint !…….your headline is not quite right for a site of this magnitude or smutnitude !……it should read……..” A New Year and a New Crack of Dawn ! “………then with said photo of Dawn`s Crack and her wearing an Arsenal shirt !. 👿

  22. Actually, `69er !…..just put a gold leaf frame around any smut picture and it can be classed as Art !………….Genius !. hahaha

    ” Yes, your majesty, the high intensity of follicles around the vulva examines hesitation as part of the process of decision-making, where the object is neither the object of objecthood nor the art-object. It is rather the oblique object of my intentions. ”

    ” What the fuck is one on about `69er ? ”

    ” My work centers on an interest in the universality of our biological make-up and landscape; combined with the collective sense of the sublime “.

    ” So one is on fucking drugs ! ”

    ” this suggestion of performance psychologically involves the viewer with the making process, provoking instinctive responses to her precarious assemblages ”

    ” Ok Yah !……guards !!….the peasant is talking Art gibberish….off with his cock ! “

  32. Some of my favourite smut cartoonists and pin-up artists. I have written earlier about the Aslan brothers. Also on today are Bill Ward and Milo Manara. 🙂

  34. I’m gutted for you NB, ce bolleaux Hollande, didn’t short list you for the legion de honneur.
    You may be a blow in, but there can’t be many who go over and above your efforts to drain france’s legendary wine lake.
    So incensed I’m going to e mail him toute de suite, if not sooner. 🙂

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